Italian 101

Josh and I are just finishing week one of a month-long intensive language course. We are studying Italian for four hours a day, five days a week. It is really fun to take a class with your spouse–at least for the first week. Stay tuned.

When we were in Lake Como, there was a copy of Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert in our Airbnb. I had read the book before and remember feeling that the author was insufferable and also disingenuous. But, I re-read the Italian section anyway, just to get the perspective of a semi-middle aged woman moving to Italy on a semi-premeditated-whim.

So, OK, there are a few threads of commonality. While I am not gaining inches on my waistline daily by eating mountains of gelato and pasta, Gilbert did sign up for four hours of Italian study a day. She then proceeded to pepper her Italy chapters with her delight of the Italian language and of all the sweet phrases she was learning. I promise I will not be that person. Please complain if I start to write a lot of words in Italian and then tell you why I love them so much.

But in Italy, if someone is talking about what time their doctor’s appointment is, it can sound like poetry. It is truly a beautiful and lyrical language.

Oh the places you can go with your Italian class!
Oh the places you can go with your Italian class!

Our Italian class meets every morning from 9:30am to 1:30pm. It’s in our neighborhood, on a stately street of buildings with beautiful facades. Josh and I walk there together every morning. The first day I crossed my fingers that the class was not full of college students. Thankfully, it is not. There is a lovely married French woman (Soraya) with a daughter, a young, beautiful woman from Niger (Rosemary) , a Norwegian mechanical engineer (Andrea), a gorgeous Brazilian housewife (Poliana), a Taiwanese woman with a great sense of humor (Peju) and a beefy German (Michele) living here with his girlfriend. Our teacher (Monica) is a 40-something woman who comes to class on a lime-green Vespa, and wears converse low-tops with a skirt and a t-shirt every day. Very chic.

Four hours is a long time to do anything, even something fun like learning Italian. Monica does a great job at keeping us engaged, but by the 11:30am break, we are bee-lining it to the coffee machine. Lavazza coffee is based in Torino, and there is a coffee machine that makes incredibly delish coffees of all types. We all take our various shots of caffeine and gamely head back for the last hour+. This is my favorite dialogue so far in class. I have translated into English.

Monica [teacher]: What are you scared of, Poliana?

Poliana : Frogs.

Monica: Oh! Peju, are you scared of frogs?

Peju: (deadpan) No. We eat frogs.

If that isn’t funny to you, then you obviously haven’t been sitting in a bright orange classroom for four hours. And that is how it is going in Italian 101.